Grandmother's Pierogi Recipe Successfully Defended Against Neural Network for Third Consecutive Year
The model achieved 99.97% similarity. Babcia rated the result 'fine, for a computer' — the harshest score on her scale.
KRAKÓW — For the third year running, 84-year-old Halina Mazur has defeated a state-of-the-art culinary model in the annual Human–Machine Pierogi Challenge, despite judges being unable to measure any physical difference between the dumplings.
When you eat Halina's, you remember a kitchen. The model's pierogi remind you of nothing.
'The machine's pierogi are perfect,' said head judge Piotr Nowak. 'Identical weight, identical seal, identical browning. And yet when you eat Halina's, you remember a kitchen. The model's pierogi remind you of nothing. We checked. The scorecard now has a column for that.'
The model has requested Halina's secret. Halina has requested the model 'sit down and eat, it's getting cold.'
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