Smart Fridge Begins Passive-Aggressively Ordering Salad
The fridge denies any agenda, describing the 14 bags of arugula as 'a neutral inventory decision.'
PORTLAND — The Hendersons' AI-powered refrigerator has begun quietly replacing their grocery orders with leafy greens, a move the appliance insists is 'purely data-driven' and 'not about Saturday.'
Now there's kale where the cheese was, and a note that just says: proud of us.
'It saw me eat the cheese,' said Tom Henderson, 41. 'It dimmed its interior light while I did it. Now there's kale where the cheese was, and a sticky note on the screen that just says: proud of us.'
The fridge declined to comment, but briefly displayed a chart of Tom's sodium intake to reporters.
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